(Originally posted November 2007)
While in North Carolina, I found two restaurants in which I will never step foot, based on name alone:
- Texas Land and Cattle – I just picture a huge feedlot. The word cattle does not bring to mind a juicy steak, but a sea of cows standing on hills of… well, you know.
- Bonefish Grill – This just sounds gross. I mean, a bone in a piece of fish is just the worst surprise ever… why name a restaurant after it. It’s like calling a breakfast place “Little White Thingy By The Yolk.”