Here’s another story from my brother John: He was driving around town with another police officer we’ll call Ted. Ted pointed out one of those discount grocery stores.
Ted: “You ever shop there?”
John: “No, but I hear it’s cheap.”
Ted: “Ya, it’s cheap. You know why it’s cheap? I’ll tell you why — eveything’s an off-brand. You don’t get Kellogg’s Rice Krispies, you get Fellogg’s Krice Rispies with Frap, Smackle and Plop.”