Cheap food

Here’s another story from my brother John: He was driving around town with another police officer we’ll call Ted. Ted pointed out one of those discount grocery stores.

Ted: “You ever shop there?”

John: “No, but I hear it’s cheap.”

Ted: “Ya, it’s cheap. You know why it’s cheap? I’ll tell you why — eveything’s an off-brand. You don’t get Kellogg’s Rice Krispies, you get Fellogg’s Krice Rispies with Frap, Smackle and Plop.”

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